pathan jokes

Pathan: Ye Itne Sare Log Futbol Ko Laat Kyon Maar Rahe Hain?
Aadmi: Gol Karne Ke Liye!
Pathan: Gol Hi To Hai Aur Kitna Gol Karenge!

Techer: Kayamat Ke Din Jamin Fat Jayegi Aasman Tukde Tukde Ho Jayega!
Pathan: Sar To Kya Us Din Skool Se Chhutti Hogi!

Aadmi: Aap Ka Pasandida Gana Kaun Sa Hai?
Pathan: Ladki Kyon N Jane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti!

Pathan 1 Ramjan Men Dopahar Ko Naswar Laga Raha Tha!
Pathan 2: Abe Ye Kya ! Tera Roja Nahin Hai?
Pathan 1: Hai! Par Itna Kamjor Nahin Jo Naswar Se Toot Jayega!

Pathan Ke Ek Jumale Ne Fotografer Ko Pagal Kar Diya;
Yaara Passport Size Photo Nikalo Lekin Mera Chappal Bhi Aana Chahiye!

Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye?
Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!